i want a book where the narrator speaks in beautiful language but then the characters talk like super informally like “as ignatius attempted to reclaim his breath, he let out a straggled noise allowing his struggle to be heard, thus inciting maria to speak. ‘yo wheezy, shut the fuck up,’ her silky voice broke the tension.”
"Would you like an adventure now, or shall we have our tea first?" - Peter Pan, J. M. Barrie (via quotes-for-reference)
me: stop being racist please
family: listen… liberal hippie trash ….u dont know anything abotu the world….